Saturday, February 14, 2004
KERRY, "I'M NOT BUBBA". OR IS HE?

John Kerry has categorically denied the rumors of an affair with 27 year old Alex Poller. You all should know the story by now. Kerry cheated on his wife with Ms. Poller and asked her to leave the country. She's now in Africa with her fiance. For Kerry's sake, he better hope it's not true. He's already gone on record saying it's not true. Remember the trouble "Bubba" got into for lying about an affair. But I have a feeling that somehow it'll come around to it being the RNC who started the rumor as part of the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy. I stand before you and say that's bumpkiss. It never occurred to us to start that rumor.
The Only Thing Necessary For Evil To Triumph
Is For Good Men To Do Nothing

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