Thursday, December 23, 2004
ON THE 10th DAY OF CHRISTMAS...
My true love gave to me
10 Lords-A-Leaping
9 Ladies Dancing
8 Maids-A-Milking
7 Swans-A-Swimming
6 Geese-A-Laying (or at least trying to)
5 Golden Rings,
4 Calling Birds,
3 French Hens,
2 Turtle Doves,
And A Partridge In A Pear Tree.

IS NOTHING SACRED, II
Yesterday I posted about a guy shooting Santa with a pellet gun. Well now we have a group of French teenagers who mugged Santa for candy.
"A group of French teenagers have mugged Father Christmas, attempting to steal his sack of presents.

The man dressed as Santa Claus was handing out sweets in the southern town of Ales when things turned nasty.

One of the teenagers demanded extra sweets and, when the red-cloaked Santa refused, he and his friends started kicking and pummelling the man.

The teenager and his friends, all about 15 years of age, were eventually scared off by passers-by.

Father Christmas suffered multiple bruises and has lodged a criminal complaint, the AFP news agency reported"
What the hell's wrong with kids today?

WE STRIKE AGAIN
It's been a while since I've updated you all on the inner workings of the VR-WC. We've been trying to keep it low key since we caused Kerry to lose the election. Well, we're back. And this time, we're going to keep the mockumentary F911 from getting an Oscar.

GOOD NEWS FOR BUSH/CHENEY HATERS
Seven employees of Halliburton were victims of the homicide attack in Mosul Tuesday. I wonder if the Dems are celebrating today.
The Only Thing Necessary For Evil To Triumph
Is For Good Men To Do Nothing

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