Thursday, January 27, 2005
GUEST POST: STEAL THIS ELECTION
The following post was submitted by reader John K. The views may not be the same one's I have. If you have a problem with what's in the post, take it up with him, not me.
It appears the Dems may have stolen the Washington Gov. election. Christine Gregoire, who was declared the winner after a recount, won by only 129 votes. But it seems out of the all the votes cast in the election, 737 of them have been verified as being illegal. Votes cast by felons, dead people, people who voted twice, and from provisional ballots that were illegally fed directly into voting machines.

Okay, back to my opinion. When this was going on, and Gregoire was declared the winner, I thought the GOP should just drop it. She has won, the people of Washington didn't need this. But if over 700 votes have been verified as being illegal, this does need to go to court.

JOKE TIME
A guy walks into a bar and notices a very large jar on the counter and
sees it's filled to the brim with $10 bills....The man guesses there must
be thousands of dollars in it!!

He approaches the bartender and asks, "What's up with the jar?" The
bartender answered, "Well...you pay ten dollars...and IF you pass 3
tests...you get all the money!!!"
The man certainly isn't going to pass this up..and he asks "What are the
3 tests?"

"Pay FIRST..." says the bartender..."Those are the rules." ~ So the man
gives him $10 and the bartender drops it into the jar..."OK," the
bartender says, "here's what you have to do..." ~

FIRST: "You have to drink that ENTIRE GALLON of Pepper Tequila...the
WHOLE thing, all at ONCE..and you CAN'T make a face while doing it."

SECOND: "There's a Pit Bull chained-up out back with a sore tooth...You
have to REMOVE the bad tooth with your BARE HANDS..."

THIRD: "There's a 90 year-old woman upstairs who has NEVER reached orgasm
during intercourse...You've gotta MAKE THINGS RIGHT for her."

The man is stunned..."I know I paid my $10...but I'm not an IDIOT!..I
WON'T DO IT!! You'd have to be NUTS to drink a gallon of Pepper Tequila,
and then DO those OTHER THINGS!!!"

"Your call," says the bartender, "but your MONEY stays where it is..."
The man has a few drinks...then a few more.

Finally...he asks, "WHERRRE'S ZAAAAT TEQUIIIIIILA?!?!?!?!?" He grabs the
gallon of Pepper Tequila with both hands and downs it with a BIG slurp...
Tears are streaming down both of his cheeks, bt he doesn't make a face.

Next...He staggers out back to where the Pit Bull is chained-up. The people
inside the bar hear a HUGE, NOISY, WILD SCUFFLE going on outside...

They hear the Pit Bull barking...then they hear the guy screaming...the
Pit Bull is yelping..and then... -- SILENCE.

Just when they think the man SURELY must be dead, he staggers back into
the bar...With his shirt ripped...and Large Bloody Scratches all over his body...

"NOW!!!....." He says...
"WHERE'S THE OLD WOMAN WITH THE SORE TOOTH?!?!?"


Thanks John.
The Only Thing Necessary For Evil To Triumph
Is For Good Men To Do Nothing

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