Sunday, July 30, 2006

In Case You Missed It

Man shoots himself in the groin. Gun Rule #1: Don't Put Gun Near Family Jewels

Man invents better burgler alarm. This is actually pretty cool.

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has ordered the ban of "Westernized words". Elastic loaves? Didn't France do this with "e-mail"?

New study questions global warmings effects on recent hurricanes. We have counters that tell us when the Olsen twins become legal but they can't get newer technology to study hurricanes?

New book, directed at 4-year-olds, describes sex in graphic detail. Thank you, ACLU.

Muslim man kills 1, wounds 5 at a Jewish center in Seattle. "I am a Muslim American, angry at Israel". Logic dictates that you shoot innocent people when in this situation.

Cindy Sheehan to live on 5 acres in Crawford, Tx. Couldn't this be harassment?

English woman drowned by her lawnmower. Have you ever seen the movie "Maximum Overdrive"?

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Duez said...

Cindy Sheehan to live on 5 acres in Crawford, Tx. Couldn't this be harassment?

It is America. People are free to own property if they can purchase it. Deal with it.

Anonymous said...

EXCEPT>> Sheehan the tragedy pimp..used someone else to buy the property who LIED about the buyer and who that person was. I guess 40 forgot to mention that part..
Liberal scumbag..

Anonymous said...

Because protecting one's anonymity (hey John, ever considered that the witness protection program is lying?) is such an evil thing to do. Curse that liberal scumbag.

Anonymous said...

Misrepresentation in business dealings; especially real estate; is a crime in many states. The person who sold the land to Shehan is currently checking her legal options and remidies. So is the state atty General.

Anonymous said...

Morals and ethics be dammed as long as the ends justifys the means. No wonder liberals cannot even get elected dog-cather in the United States any more.

Anonymous said...

Maybe because the position of "dog-cather" doesn't exist?

In case you hadn't noticed, a bit under half of the US government is made up of non-Republicans. What universe do you live in?

Anonymous said...

The one that wont elect Liberals.
Thats the one I live in.
BTW: there are Dog cathcers here. But they now call themselves animal control officers. Show how much you know about America. Nothing.