Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Random Thoughts XV

In my last RT post, I forewent the Hummer for a 60" LCD HDTV. Well, after Christmas I'm going to try and put one in the layaway at Wal-Mart. It won't be 60", 32", but still. I'll be ready for 2009.
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Big man lying on the ground
With a hole in his body
Where his life had been

Stupid Joke #1
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender goes, "Why the long face?" *rimshot*
There's more to come ladies and germs

I wonder what will surpass MP3 as the next way to listen to music?

I just put a couple of halogen lights in my bathroom and they make me look like I have jaundice.

I wish I could play piano.

Is Eric Clapton not the greatest living musican? For proof of his greatness, pick up his two tribute albums to Robert Johnson and "From The Cradle".

Flash animation on websites should be outlawed

Here's a wallpaper I made.

Am I the only one who wants the REAL Eddie Murphy back? I'm tired of this "family friendly" Murphy. I want the Eddie Murphy from his stand up special "Raw" back.

Women, can you be more vague when telling us men what you want?

The up, and down, side to having a mustache. The upside: if you're having a really good meal you might be lucky enough to get some in there to save for later. The downside: if you have a really bad cold you might be unlucky enough to get some in there for later. Think about it.

Why does everyone forget about Ringo when talking about the Beatles?

Stupid Joke #2
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
To Get To The Other Side.

Jackie Chan is a good actor.

What the hell is up with white people using the word "Dog" in their nicknames? J-Dog, T-Dog, G-Dog. Come on. Listen to me "Dog", it's not cool, it's stupid.

And when you're done with that, check out

Circa 1927
An acute febrile condition marked by severe decrease in blood granulocytes and often associated with the use of certain drugs

Stupid Joke #3
What kind of gun is water most afraid of?
Assault Rifle (A Salt Rifle)

It's almost Christmas

*Honk, Honk*

Why do I keep falling for fads when I despise them so much?

As I'm getting older, I've noticed some things are changing. I'm almost 30 now and I've noticed that I'm listening to music I never would have 10 years ago. The Righteous Brothers, Tom Jones & Neil Diamond for example. And I find myself actually liking some of the newer sounds out there. Danko Jones, Gomez, Dirtie Blonde. I'm the guy who, not more than three years ago, was saying that if it's not 70's rock it's crap. Now I'm listening to Techo, House, Disco and the like. My taste in movies is also changing. I've never cared for Drama, and now I'm watching more and more of them. And I'm at the stage where I can't eat spicy food anymore. I eat a gordita and I'm in the bathroom for three days. Next thing I know I'll be waking up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom.

Stupid Joke #4
I used to have super powers but my therapist took them away

I got my newsboy cap last year, now I want a driving cap. And not one of those Kangol ripoffs. The real one.

Old Spice is still the king

I itch

Lost in thought and lost in time
While the seeds of life and the seeds of change were planted
Outside the rain fell dark and slow
While I pondered on this dangerous but irresistable pastime

Is it wrong for a guy in his late 20's to still like cartoons?

Speech is the greatest interest and most distinctive achievement of man
-Norbert Wiener

Stupid Joke #5
He who laughs last, thinks slowest