ARKANSAS MAN CLIMBS WHITE HOUSE FENCE
Damn, Bubba really want's back in office.
USELESS FACTS II
Here we go with round 2 of strange, bizarre and useless information.
-President Teddy Roosevelt died from an "infected tooth."
-Benjamin Franklin lived at 141 Market Street, Philadelphia, PA
-A San Diego man sued the city for emotional trauma during a concert when he saw women using the men's rest room
-The words were tattooed across the forehead of Wayne Black, a suspected thief. When confronted by police, Black insisted he wasn't Wayne Black. To prove it, he stood in front of a mirror and insisted he was Kcalb Enyaw
-A man named Ed Peterson is the inventor of the Egg McMuffin
-An apple, onion, and potato all have the same taste. The differences in flavor are caused by their smell. To prove this - pinch your nose and take a bite from each. They will all taste sweet
-Spam stands for Shoulder Pork and hAM
-The exact geographic center of the United States is near Lebanon, Kansas
-My left hand is bigger than my right
-The U.S. mint in Denver, Colorado is the only mint that marks its pennies
-In downtown Lima, Peru, there is a large brass statue dedicated to Winnie-the-Pooh
-Despite a population of over a billion, China has only about 200 family names
-The smallest state in the US has also the longest name. The official name of Rhode Island is Rhode Island and Plantation Provinces
-In 1972, a group of scientists reported that you could cure the common cold by freezing the big toe
-Between 25% to 33% of the population sneeze when they are exposed to light
-In 1977, a 13 year old child found a tooth growing out of his left foot
-The average Human bladder can hold 13 ounces of liquid
-Your thumb is the same length as your nose
-The storage capacity of human brain exceeds 4 Terrabytes
-When visiting Finland, Santa leaves his sleigh behind and rides on a goat named Ukko. Finnish folklore has it that Ukko is made of straw, but is strong enough to carry Santa Claus anyway
-One sign of rain that farmers once searched for was for their pigs to pick up sticks and walk around with them in their mouths
-Every human spent about half an hour as a single cell
-Hot water is heavier than cold
-A ball of glass will bounce higher than a ball of rubber. A ball of solid steel will bounce higher than one made entirely of glass
-At a jet plane's speed of 1,000 km (620mi) per hour, the length of the plane becomes one atom shorter than its original length
-Theaters in Glendale, California can show horror films only on Monday, Tuesday, or Wednesday
-Every citizen of Kentucky is required by law to take a bath at least once a year
-An old law in Bellingham, Washington, made it illegal for a woman to take more than 3 steps backwards while dancing
-In Saudi Arabia, a woman reportedly may divorce her husband if he does not keep her supplied with coffee
-In some smaller towns in the state of Arizona, it is illegal to wear suspenders
-It took Leo Tolstoy six years to write "War & Peace"
-In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become a year older on New Year's Day
-November 29 is National Sinky Day; a day to eat over one's sink and worship it
-The most common letters in the English language are R S T L N E. Sound familiar?
-Punctuation was not invented until the 1500's
-MAFIA is an acronym for Morte Alla Francia Italia Anela, or "Death to the French is Italy's Cry"
-The Chinese ideogram for 'trouble' depicts two women living under one roof'
Here we go with round 2 of strange, bizarre and useless information.
-President Teddy Roosevelt died from an "infected tooth."
-Benjamin Franklin lived at 141 Market Street, Philadelphia, PA
-A San Diego man sued the city for emotional trauma during a concert when he saw women using the men's rest room
-The words were tattooed across the forehead of Wayne Black, a suspected thief. When confronted by police, Black insisted he wasn't Wayne Black. To prove it, he stood in front of a mirror and insisted he was Kcalb Enyaw
-A man named Ed Peterson is the inventor of the Egg McMuffin
-An apple, onion, and potato all have the same taste. The differences in flavor are caused by their smell. To prove this - pinch your nose and take a bite from each. They will all taste sweet
-Spam stands for Shoulder Pork and hAM
-The exact geographic center of the United States is near Lebanon, Kansas
-My left hand is bigger than my right
-The U.S. mint in Denver, Colorado is the only mint that marks its pennies
-In downtown Lima, Peru, there is a large brass statue dedicated to Winnie-the-Pooh
-Despite a population of over a billion, China has only about 200 family names
-The smallest state in the US has also the longest name. The official name of Rhode Island is Rhode Island and Plantation Provinces
-In 1972, a group of scientists reported that you could cure the common cold by freezing the big toe
-Between 25% to 33% of the population sneeze when they are exposed to light
-In 1977, a 13 year old child found a tooth growing out of his left foot
-The average Human bladder can hold 13 ounces of liquid
-Your thumb is the same length as your nose
-The storage capacity of human brain exceeds 4 Terrabytes
-When visiting Finland, Santa leaves his sleigh behind and rides on a goat named Ukko. Finnish folklore has it that Ukko is made of straw, but is strong enough to carry Santa Claus anyway
-One sign of rain that farmers once searched for was for their pigs to pick up sticks and walk around with them in their mouths
-Every human spent about half an hour as a single cell
-Hot water is heavier than cold
-A ball of glass will bounce higher than a ball of rubber. A ball of solid steel will bounce higher than one made entirely of glass
-At a jet plane's speed of 1,000 km (620mi) per hour, the length of the plane becomes one atom shorter than its original length
-Theaters in Glendale, California can show horror films only on Monday, Tuesday, or Wednesday
-Every citizen of Kentucky is required by law to take a bath at least once a year
-An old law in Bellingham, Washington, made it illegal for a woman to take more than 3 steps backwards while dancing
-In Saudi Arabia, a woman reportedly may divorce her husband if he does not keep her supplied with coffee
-In some smaller towns in the state of Arizona, it is illegal to wear suspenders
-It took Leo Tolstoy six years to write "War & Peace"
-In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become a year older on New Year's Day
-November 29 is National Sinky Day; a day to eat over one's sink and worship it
-The most common letters in the English language are R S T L N E. Sound familiar?
-Punctuation was not invented until the 1500's
-MAFIA is an acronym for Morte Alla Francia Italia Anela, or "Death to the French is Italy's Cry"
-The Chinese ideogram for 'trouble' depicts two women living under one roof'
Categories:
United Nations
REASON #88 WHY I HATE THE LEFT
This. Steven Spielberg makes a movie about the 1972 hostage situation during the Munich Olympic games and he's accused of being "too pro-Israel to make a fair movie". He doesn't show enough sympathy or the hostage takers. We need to know why they did this. Now, if he would show how evil these Jews are and that their being taken hostage was justified it would be okay. Some of you Lefties may be saying, "no where does it saying anything about the Left criticizing him". Well, I only have one thing to say about that. Get you head out of your ass. It sure ain't anyone on the Right. But I also have to go after Spielberg on something.
This. Steven Spielberg makes a movie about the 1972 hostage situation during the Munich Olympic games and he's accused of being "too pro-Israel to make a fair movie". He doesn't show enough sympathy or the hostage takers. We need to know why they did this. Now, if he would show how evil these Jews are and that their being taken hostage was justified it would be okay. Some of you Lefties may be saying, "no where does it saying anything about the Left criticizing him". Well, I only have one thing to say about that. Get you head out of your ass. It sure ain't anyone on the Right. But I also have to go after Spielberg on something.
| "I don'’t think any movie or any book or any work of art can solve the stalemate in the Middle East today. But it'’s certainly worth a try" |
Categories:
Islam
THIS JUST IN
Indian Chris says her husband mismanaged country. He sat on his fat ass while we were attacked time after time after time.
Credit: Anthony
*February 1993 - WTC bombed by al-Qaeda. Bubba didn't care.
*October 1993 - 18 US servicemen killed by an al-Qaeda trained Somalia militia. Bubba didn't care
*June 1996 - 19 US servicemen killed in an attack on a US military housing complex in Saudi Arabia by al-Qaeda and Hezbollah. Bubba didn't care.
*February 1998 - 222 people killed in an al-Qaeda attack on US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania. Bubba doesn't care, but because he's being investigated he proceeds to bomb an aspirin factory in the Sudan to "wag the dog", or distract from the news that Monica Lewinsky had just came before Ken Starr's grand jury to testify.
*October 2000 - 17 American sailors killed in a suicide attack on the USS Cole perpetrated by al-Qaeda. Bubba didn't care.
*September 2001 - WTC attacked when members of al-Qaeda fly planes into the North and South towers. W declares war and we have yet to have another attack on American soil.
And while not a terrorist attack, in 1996 Bubba proceeded to bomb Iraq without the consent of Congress nor the U.N. Funny how many of those who say we illegally went into Iraq forget about this.
Indian Chris says her husband mismanaged country. He sat on his fat ass while we were attacked time after time after time.
Credit: Anthony
*February 1993 - WTC bombed by al-Qaeda. Bubba didn't care.
*October 1993 - 18 US servicemen killed by an al-Qaeda trained Somalia militia. Bubba didn't care
*June 1996 - 19 US servicemen killed in an attack on a US military housing complex in Saudi Arabia by al-Qaeda and Hezbollah. Bubba didn't care.
*February 1998 - 222 people killed in an al-Qaeda attack on US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania. Bubba doesn't care, but because he's being investigated he proceeds to bomb an aspirin factory in the Sudan to "wag the dog", or distract from the news that Monica Lewinsky had just came before Ken Starr's grand jury to testify.
*October 2000 - 17 American sailors killed in a suicide attack on the USS Cole perpetrated by al-Qaeda. Bubba didn't care.
*September 2001 - WTC attacked when members of al-Qaeda fly planes into the North and South towers. W declares war and we have yet to have another attack on American soil.
And while not a terrorist attack, in 1996 Bubba proceeded to bomb Iraq without the consent of Congress nor the U.N. Funny how many of those who say we illegally went into Iraq forget about this.
Categories:
9/11,
Iraq,
United Nations,
War On Terror
I PONDER
Here's a question for you. Where are all the people who were angry over the U.S. showing pictures of Uday and Qusay's dead bodies now? Remember when they were saying that showing their bodies as proof of their deaths would somehow anger the Muslim world. But when the al-JaQaeda "news" network shows a tape that supposedly, I say that because officals are denying it shows the actual hit on the Marines, to be American soldiers dying where's that same anger. Shouldn't this be making us mad and angry? Oh, wait, we're not supposed to do that. It would be seen as hateful and racist. Sorry.
Here's a question for you. Where are all the people who were angry over the U.S. showing pictures of Uday and Qusay's dead bodies now? Remember when they were saying that showing their bodies as proof of their deaths would somehow anger the Muslim world. But when the al-JaQaeda "news" network shows a tape that supposedly, I say that because officals are denying it shows the actual hit on the Marines, to be American soldiers dying where's that same anger. Shouldn't this be making us mad and angry? Oh, wait, we're not supposed to do that. It would be seen as hateful and racist. Sorry.
Categories:
Islam
CHRISTMAS LISTS
With Christmas fast approaching I'm sure you've all made out your lists of what you Santa to bring you. Well, if you want your gifts I'm going to need you let me know what's on them. So sit on Santa's lap, dirty thoughts out, and tell him what you want.
Santa's going to be asking himself for
* Black wool cap. Already got it. I was good this year
* Star Trek: Enterprise Season 2 DVD boz set. Santa's a geek
* A new George Foreman grill. I've worn mine out
* Eric Clapton, Robert Johnson and The Who CD's. Santa likes to Rock
MERRY CHRISTMAS
With Christmas fast approaching I'm sure you've all made out your lists of what you Santa to bring you. Well, if you want your gifts I'm going to need you let me know what's on them. So sit on Santa's lap, dirty thoughts out, and tell him what you want.
Santa's going to be asking himself for
* Black wool cap. Already got it. I was good this year
* Star Trek: Enterprise Season 2 DVD boz set. Santa's a geek
* A new George Foreman grill. I've worn mine out
* Eric Clapton, Robert Johnson and The Who CD's. Santa likes to Rock
MERRY CHRISTMAS
Categories:
Christmas
I HATE MYSELF
If you'll remember, back in September I wrote the following in a post called Things I Just Love:
Those fake band t-shirts at places like J.C. Penny's. You see the AC/DC and Led Zeppelin shirts they carry. Those are for people who've never even heard an AC/DC or Led Zeppelin song. They buy them because they look kind of cool and go great with their $100 "worn in" look jeans.
Well, I guess you can tell where this is going. I totally lost all respect for myself today because I bought one of those shirts. A Pink Floyd Dark Side Of The Moon shirt. I saw it and had to have it. I feel dirty.
If you'll remember, back in September I wrote the following in a post called Things I Just Love:
Those fake band t-shirts at places like J.C. Penny's. You see the AC/DC and Led Zeppelin shirts they carry. Those are for people who've never even heard an AC/DC or Led Zeppelin song. They buy them because they look kind of cool and go great with their $100 "worn in" look jeans.
Well, I guess you can tell where this is going. I totally lost all respect for myself today because I bought one of those shirts. A Pink Floyd Dark Side Of The Moon shirt. I saw it and had to have it. I feel dirty.
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