Right-Wing & Right Minded

THE 2003 LEFTY AWARDS
In the September issue of Newsmax, the best magazine in the world, they have the winners of the 2003 Lefty Awards. The awards that celebrate those that think they know better than anyone else how the country should be ran.

10. Janeane Garofalo - "If the Iraqis were to welcome the U.S. troops, I'll go to the White House on my hands and knees on cut glass and say 'Hey, you were right, I shouldn't have doubted you.'" We're still waiting Janeane.

9. Tim Robbins - The man who celebrates peace and love said this to a reporter, "If you ever write about my family again, I will fucking find you and I will fucking hurt you." A little on the aggressive side there, aren't we Mr. Sarandon.

8. Sean Penn - Yet again, another man who wants peace and good will toward man. He punched a photographer in the face for doing his job. Also he's Saddam's own personal spinner.

7. Harry Belfonte - He calls Bush an evil man while parading around in support of Castro. The man that really does oppress his people. Plus he made some racist statements about Colin Powell being the "house nigger" at the White House. Not too much uproar of this though.

6. Martin Sheen - In his own mind, as well as a few of the Loony Left's, he the real president because he plays one on t.v. He should have kept the tape on over his mouth. He has every right to say what he want's, it's just that I don't want to hear it.

5. Danny Glover - He's called Bush a racist, placed the blame for 9-11 on the U.S. and called America "the greatest purveyor of violence in the world." Let's see. Cuba, Iraq and China either have in the past, or in China's case still do, throw people in jail and kill them for speaking up against the Government. And we're the greatest purveyors of violence in the world?

4. Jessica Lange - "I hate Bush. I despise him, I despise his administration and everything they stand for". "It makes me fell ashamed to come from the United States. It is humiliating." Well good for you Ms. Lange. Speak your mind. Because that's the right we have in this great nation. Something I'm sure you take for granted. How about moving to China or Cuba? Then let's see how you fell about America then.

3. George Clooney - "Charlton Heston announced again today that he is suffering from Alzheimer's". Class. That's how you describe George "Loony" Clooney. When a man says someone deserves to have a terminal disease because he's the head of the NRA, that's class.

2. Natalie Maines - "We're ashamed that the president is from Texas". I don't think he's celebrating the fact that you are as well. F.U.T.K. Fuck You Toby Keith. She had this written on her shirt at the ACM awards. Reminds me of when I was in school. You know, first grade. Real mature.

1. And the number one Lefty that can't seem to shut his massive mouth. Yours and my favorite loony, hypocrite extraordinaire Michael Moore. You all know how I feel about Moore. If being a moron were a crime, Moore would be public enemy number one. He looks like he’s never meet a razor or a bathtub he liked. Or a refrigerator he didn’t. He talks about being one of the common folks. He talks about hard times people live through. Yet he does this from his very expensive Manhattan apartment or from his limo he rides around town in. He’s called the heroes from Flight 93, he plane that crashed in the Pennsylvania field on 9-11, “scardey-cats because they were mostly white. If the passengers had included black men those killers, with their puny bodies and unimpressive small knives, would have been crushed by the dudes.” He uses the working class as his stage props for his mocumentries. He sends his kid, yea, I know, scary thought that Moore has reproduced, to private school while the working class he claims to support can’t even scrape together enough money to give their kids a nice Christmas. He’s a liar, a hypocrite and cares nothing for the real people of this county. Only lining his wallet, and stomach, with a much as he can get his hands on.

There’s a few more they could have added. Barbra Streisand, Susan Sarandon, Alec Baldwin, Johnny Depp, Al Frankin, Bruce Springsteen just to name a few.
God Bless America