Right-Wing & Right Minded

SCARY THOUGHT
"Sir, we've been attacked again."
"What happened?"
"al-Queda has blown up the Sears Tower. Over 1,000 Americans have been killed."
"How do we know it was al-Queda?"
"They've sent a video to the media claiming responsibility."
"Okay, get me the U.N. on the phone. We need to figure out what happened."
"Sir. Figure out what happened? I just told you."
"I don't want to take any chances. We're going to have to talk things out for a couple of months."
"Sir, we don't have a couple of months. We need to strike back, now."
"Look, we need the U.N.'s permission to strike back. We can't just go out and defend ourselves without their consent."

Meanwhile, al-Queda's recruiting homicide bombers to attack us on the streets and we become another Israel.

This could be an actual event should The Toilet Twins win in four months. Kind of scares the crap out of you, doesn't it.

CHENEY -VS- EDWARDS
The battle lines have been drawn. It will be VP Dick Cheney debating John Edwards. Lets see the tale of the tape.

Edwards:
-Has yet to finish one term in office
-In his five years in the Senate, he has yet to author a piece of legislation that even made it to the Senate floor for a vote
-Since 1991, Edwards has only voted in 9 out of the 18 elections in his home county, citing the fact that he was just too busy
-Never had a job that would be considered hard work, even though he claims to be a man for the "blue-collar" worker, except at a UPS loading dock for six months
-Has never held an executive position, and at one point had no idea who Yitzhak Rabin was

Cheney:
-Advisor to President Nixon
-Chief of Staff to President Ford
-US Representative, including leadership – 10 years
-Secretary of Defense during the Gulf War
-Incumbent Vice President

Need I say more? Dick Cheney will wipe the floor with "Baby Face" Edwards, but will lose the debate. Big Media will swoon all over Edwards southern accent and charm and will declare him the winner.
Credit: Miller's Time for the Edwards facts
The Only Thing Necessary For Evil To Triumph
Is For Good Men To Do Nothing