Right-Wing & Right Minded

I ADMIT ITWe, the VR-WC, doctored the tape that shows Kerry reaching into his pocket and pulling something out during the debate last Thursday. I have to congratulate the Kerry camp for figuring this out.

"'Kerry did not cheat,' said the Kerry insider. 'This is more lies from Republicans, who are hoping for a quick change of subject away from the president's performance, and the new polls'"

I personally didn't have a hand in this one, but it is our work.

Section 5, pages 4-5 of the binding "Memorandum of Understanding" that was negotiated and agreed upon by both political campaigns states:

"No props, notes, charts, diagrams, or other writings or other tangible things may be brought into the debate by either candidate.... Each candidate must submit to the staff of the Commission prior to the debate all such paper and any pens or pencils with which a candidate may wish to take notes during the debate, and the staff or commission will place such paper, pens and pencils on the podium..."

Oh boy, priceless. I wonder how the Kerry camp's going to spin this one. My guess is that he was reaching for his nail polishing rag. His manicure was getting kind of dull looking.
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