Sunday, October 31, 2004
IT'S BEEN FORETOLD
The Washington Redskins, a racist name that pisses me off, lost their game today to the Greenbay Packers. Legend has it that if the racist Redskins win their last home game before the election, the incumbent will win. If they lose, the incumbent loses. They've been right for something like 80 years. But, the Scholastic Election Poll, which has picked the winner every time, but two, since 1940 picked Bush over Kerry 52-47. And if we can't depend on football teams or school kids to predict the election, who can we depend on? So I decided to do a poll of my own. I placed two picture in front of my dog today. One of Bush and one of Kerry. I told him to pick the winner. He walked over to both, sniffed them and then wizzed on my chair. But it was the chair closest to the Bush picture. I don't know if that's a good sign or not.
The Only Thing Necessary For Evil To Triumph
Is For Good Men To Do Nothing

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