Random Thoughts XX - Wow, Has It Really Been 20?

You know, after something like 20 of these things, if you'll remember I messed up on the counting a few posts back, it still amazes me that I can continue to come up with so much crap to post. Anyway, on with the post.

God is a man. Why? Two words. Women's Tanktop

Red Eye is a great show

No one understands me but my mouse and keyboard

So, so you think you can tell, Heaven from hell?
Blue skies from pain?
Can you tell a green field, from a cold steel rail?
A smile from a veil?
Do you think you can tell?
Watch the performance on the Pulse DVD and it'll give you chills

Green M&M's taste better than the red ones

History shows, again and again, how nature points out the folly of man

Ladies, unless there is something seriously wrong with your breasts you don't need implants. There's not a damn thing wrong with an A cup

Why is a peanut butter & jelly sandwich such great comfort food?

Have you ever been in a funk and just needed that one reason to keep going, but that reason never comes?

Why is sound amplified at night?

How did KISS gain such a massive fan base when they don't have very many good songs?

I Hate Summer

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Almost Christmas

I want to be as cool as David Gilmour, circa 1974

I come in my front door yesterday, August 13, from the grocery store and left it open to bring the bags in. It was so hot that the heat coming through actually caused my smoke alarm to go off

Charlie 6th Avenue. Look them up

Same goes for ThundHerStruck

Rock & Roll Ain't Noise Pollution

How come big and tall ads never show big guys? It's always fit and trim models

Nothing like a good Saturday morning game of footie

FLFM QBD TPPK

Hey, cable news, I get the 24/hr news concept. I do. But if you're not telling us anything new about the story you don't need to stay with a story hour after hour.

Did you know that Duct Tape is good for everything except duct work?

Have you ever been looking into a mirror, try to close one eye but close the other one instead?



You know that weird Uncle that everyone in the family talks about? Right here, baby. I'm such a stereotype

Alina Vacariu and Keeley Hazell are HOT

Eric Clapton's Sessions For Robert J. is one of the finest albums ever recorded

Ain't No Fun Waiting Round to Be a Millionaire

I got a fever. And the only prescription... is more cowbell!The only funny thing Will Ferrell was ever involved with

There is something damn sexy about the Borg Queen

I don't know if it's the slimey skin, the cold eyes, the long neck or maybe it's the tubes coming out of her head

I love gift cards

I'm tired of people, website developers mainly, who assume everyone has broadband. Well, we don't. Only about half of the people in this country with internet access have broadband.