Tuesday, December 18, 2007

7 New Dirty Terms

Back in the 70's, "comedian" George Carlin did a bit about 7 dirty words you can't say. I've decided to try and update Carlin's words to seven new terms you're not allowed to say.

Not only is it a dirty word, but God help you if you are one

It has a negative connotation. They're freedom fighters or, if you're just a little less PC, extremists or radicals

You Bible thumper

Natural Climate Change
You Global Warming denier. Everyone knows man is killing the planet. How dare you disagree with the consensus

Trans Fat
Oh my God, we're all going to die

People the world over are tired of us and don't want to have anything to do with us. A perfect example, the new G.I. Joe movie being made isn't about U.S. Soldiers, they're now a "Global Task Force" called Global Integrated Joint Operating Entity. No longer are they "The Real American Hero". Something tells me Cobra Commander will be American though.

You close minded fool, it's Holiday now.