Back in the 70's, "comedian" George Carlin did a bit about 7 dirty words you can't say. I've decided to try and update Carlin's words to seven new terms you're not allowed to say.
Conservative
Not only is it a dirty word, but God help you if you are one
Terrorist
It has a negative connotation. They're freedom fighters or, if you're just a little less PC, extremists or radicals
Christ
You Bible thumper
Natural Climate Change
You Global Warming denier. Everyone knows man is killing the planet. How dare you disagree with the consensus
Trans Fat
Oh my God, we're all going to die
America(n)
People the world over are tired of us and don't want to have anything to do with us. A perfect example, the new G.I. Joe movie being made isn't about U.S. Soldiers, they're now a "Global Task Force" called Global Integrated Joint Operating Entity. No longer are they "The Real American Hero". Something tells me Cobra Commander will be American though.
Christmas
You close minded fool, it's Holiday now.
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