OBAMA ADMINISTRATION PURCHASES NBC NEWS
by CHRISTOPHER LEE
Right-Wing & Right Minded Writer
Oklahoma (RWRM) -- All hail the birth of the National Barack Corporation. The Obama administration has made a bid for NBC News and it was accepted by General Electric, the parent company of NBC, CEO, Jeffery Immelt, for an undisclosed sum of political kickbacks and favors.
"I have a tingling sensation up my leg," said host of MSNBC's "Harball" Chris Matthews. "What a great day for the country, for me, and for media in general."
When asked for his response, host of MSNBC's "Countdown", Keith Olbermann, said "Suck on that, O'Reilly. I'm now GOD."
NBC News had already been softer on the Obama administration than any other news outlet in the country, but with this deal the White House will now have it's own official media outlet. "I don't want to control the media," said President Obama. "It's only temporary."