Random Thoughts 28

This is an early piece of "artwork" that I did for a forum I use to belong to.

Why is my microwave so pushy? Yeah, I heard you the first time. You don't need to keep beeping every few seconds. Yeesh.

Why are some so obsessed with being "First" when posting comments to sites? Check out trekmovie.com to examples.

That ignorant VH1 show Tool Academy proves life isn't fair.

I only did bad jokes once, maybe twice, before. I think we need some more

Bad Joke 1
Why couldn't the faucet be within 100 feet of the pasta bowl?
There was a restraining order

Have you seen those Gamefly.com comercials where the guys are freaking out and crying because they're playing a crappy game? Yo, that shit is real. I don't how many controllers I've busted because of games like that. Sometimes developers just put some stupid stuff in these games that makes absolute no sense

A 4GB MP3 player doesn't hold a much as you would think

I love baked chicken. With a little kosher salt and Season All. Yum

Bleating and babbling we fell on his neck with a scream.
Wave upon wave of demented avengers
March cheerfully out of obscurity into the dream.

Twitter really is the perfect invention for our "do it now, 2 minute microwave meal, broadband, 30 seconds is too long" world we live in

$1600 for shoes? Kiss my ass

Bad Joke 2
What do you call epileptic lettuce?
Seizure salad.

Why do people read tabloids? I personally can't stand them. Whether is the National Enquirer or People magazine. They make me sick to my stomach

I hate earbud headphones. They're too big for my ears so they hurt and they don't keep outside sound out so you have to crank the music up just to hear it. I like my noise cancelling headphones. Yeah, they're bulky but they sound great and I can't hear you when you try to talk to me

We've come a long, long way together, through the hard times and the good. I have to celebrate you baby, I have to praise like I should

Now on DVD and Blu-Ray. Well, isn't Blu-Ray a DVD? It's digital, isn't it? It's versatile, or it's a video if that's what you like, and it's on a disk. Therefore it's a DVD. It's like Apple vs. PC. An Apple is a PC

Some people just aren't happy unless they're complaining about something

Smarties may be the best candy ever made

Bad Joke 3
Why do fish live in saltwater?
Pepper makes them sneeze.

Emily tries, but misunderstands
She's often inclined to borrow somebody's dreams until tomorrow

As of this writing, it is September 9, 2009 10:28 am

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5 Things I Don't Understand
1. Women
2. How a car works
3. How people eat Mushrooms
4. Why my hair refuses to grow right & why I can't grow a beard
5. The popularity of The Eagles

I know we're not supposed to watch NBC and support GE and Jeffrey Immelt, but I need to watch SVU, Chuck and Heroes. I need to watch my shows on USA and Syfy. There are just some sacrifices I'm not ready to make just yet.

Why doesn't Firefox save it's cache so that when it crashes you don't have to load everything again?

Bad Joke 4
What was a trick the loaf of bread taught the dog?
Heel.