Showing posts with label Life Lessons. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Life Lessons. Show all posts
You know, I never thought I would figure out the number one lesson in life. I always thought it would be like finding a Unicorn or a funny Will Ferrell movie. Impossible. But here it is. Life Lesson #1: Women always win. They do. They're smarter than us. They're stronger than us. They're better looking than us. They're just plain better than us.
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Me and Muenster cheese do not get along. Oh boy.
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Life Lessons
Guys, never buy your girlfriend/wife a kitchen appliance for Christmas. Even if she asks for one. Buy it for her, but not as her Christmas gift. Bad move.
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Life Lessons
Never get your political or medical advice from a celebrity.
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Life Lessons
Never go shopping with a woman.
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Life Lessons
When you have a dental appointment to get a filling, make sure you eat breakfast beforehand because you may not get to eat lunch for a while.
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Life Lessons,
Personal Stuff
When chewing gum, don't blow a bubble if you have facial hair.
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Don't sneeze into a fan that's turned on.
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Life Lessons,
Personal Stuff
If you can't handle spicy food anymore, don't eat it.
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Life Lessons,
Personal Stuff
#254 - If you're going to headbang, be mindful of your neck.
#98 - If you're going to put Christmas decorations up outside,
A) Make sure it's above 18 degrees
B) Make sure the wind isn't blowing in 18 degree weather
#98 - If you're going to put Christmas decorations up outside,
A) Make sure it's above 18 degrees
B) Make sure the wind isn't blowing in 18 degree weather
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With hair like mine, never use a hairdryer. It looks like Kim Jong Il.
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Filed under Miscellaneous
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