In Case You Missed It

Tickets to Disney World will now cost you $67. Does Mickey have a crack habit that needs funding or something?

Cleavage now banned at an Arlington, Texas school district. You know, that was the only reason I went to school in the first place.

A Pennsylvania man impales himself on a horseshoe stake. There's a gay joke to be made, but I won't make it.

A Texas man steals an unmarked police car. Rule # 1: Don't leave keys in car.

Lebanon rejects the US/France cease fire. You can lead a terrorist to peace, but you can't make him accept a Jew.

Dog saves family from fire. Come on. We all know what REALLY happened. Daisy wanted to be a hero so bad, she took matters into her own paws.

London man fired by text message. H8 2 tell U ths M8, butt UR sacked. :~(

An Australian cross-dresser was arrested for bank robbery. Is that a gun in your pants or... OH!

A 74-year-old Ohio woman may lose her 10-year-old vanity plate. I don't have a joke for this one.

Reuters pulls doctored image of Beirut. Wow, you mean some in the media are that much against Israel? Who would have guessed.

A Detroit man was robbed of his hotdogs. And there better not be relish on these.

A Welsh man was easily recognized on police surveillance video. "Could you pick him out of a line-up?" "I think so."

The iRipoff, I mean iPod, his now battle ready. They can create this for an MP3 player but not better amour for the troops. WTF?

Coke may have to reveal it's secret formula. The end of the world is finally here.

And finally, the pièce de résistance. This is the funniest story I have ever read. There is no joke that I could come up with that would top the story itself. Enjoy.

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