Sunday, January 28, 2007

IQ Test

A man walked into a very high-tech bar. As he sat down on a stool, he
noticed that the bartender was a robot. The robot clicked to attention
and asked, "Sir, what will you have?"

The man thought a moment, then replied, "A martini, please."

The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best martini the man
had ever had. The robot asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?"

The man answered, "Oh, about 164."

The robot then proceeded to discuss the theory of relativity,
inter-stellar space travel, the latest medical breakthroughs, etc. The
man was most impressed. He started to leave the bar, but thought he
would try different tactic. He returned and took a different seat.

Again, the robot clicked and asked what he would have.

"A martini, please."

Again it was superb. The robot again asked, "What is your IQ, sir?"

This time the man answered, "Oh, about 100."

So the robot started discussing NASCAR racing, bass fishing and what
to expect the Steelers to do this weekend.

The guy had to try it one more time. So he left, returned and took a
different stool.... Again a martini, and the question "What is your IQ?"

This time the man drawled out, "Uh . . . 'bout 50."

The robot clicked, then leaned close and very slowly asked,

"A-r-e y-o-u-r p-e-o-p-l-e r-e-a-l-l-y g-o-i-n-g t-o n-o-m-i-n-a-t-e H-i-l-l-a-r-y?"


Gayle said...

LOL! I posted that same joke last week on my Fractured Friday post. I love it!

I hope you had a great weekend, Indian Chris. I've been suffering internet problems, but finally got them straightened out.


HellaBass said...

I thought for sure he was going to ask about the Packers....

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