Polar Wars Episode III: Revenge Of Knut

Sure, this polar bear started off all cute and cuddly. We wanted to hug and kiss him.


We all felt sorry for him that his mom rejected him and that animal nuts wanted him dead, but in only a few short weeks this little SOB got big.


See, it looks like he's holding onto this guy's leg just playing like a baby is want to do. No. This evil monster is sizing him up because in two weeks, or so, he's going to be big enough to take that leg with him. Look at those eyes. No soul.

"The thing about a 'polar bear', it's got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When it comes at you it doesn't seem to be livin'... until he bites you, and those black eyes roll over white. "