Below is a list of some Ron Paul facts that many Americans don't know about.
Ron Paul likes the smell of a yeast infection(he's a gynecologist)
Ron Paul uses a picture of his own ass as the wallpaper on his cell phone
Ron Paul molests underage horses
Ron Paul sleeps with a Real Doll of A-Jad
Ron Paul like the feel of cold honey running down his back
Ron Paul once condemned Luke Skywalker for waging an illegal war on the Empire
Ron Paul likes to french kiss his cat
Ron Paul's nickname is Summers Eve
Ron Paul likes to lay in a bathtub full of vanilla pudding
Ron Paul likes to keep his old toenails in a jar under his bed
Ron Paul sends pictures of himself without a shirt on to his 20 supporters every month
Ron Paul was once arrested for flashing a bus full of Japanese tourists
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That's just fucking sick. You should be ashamed. What are you, a middle schooler?
first they ignore then they laugh then they attack then ahhhhh they win
Works like a charm every time. Every DAMN TIME! Too easy.
But what I can't figure out is, if they're so passionate about Ron Paul, why his sheep can't give a name when they comment. Why do they always try to hide?
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