Friday, April 25, 2008

Reason 2 Why America Is Dying

Richie Sambora arrested for DUI with his 10-year-old daughter, her friend and another woman in the car.

Lack of judgment and stupidity. You go out, get shitfaced and then get behind the wheel. And the whole time there is a woman there who could have drove. Why didn't she? Sambora is almost 50. The man should have enough brains by now to know better.

3 comments:

R said...

"Sambora is almost 50. The man should have enough brains by now to know better."

That's a big assumption, there is no reason why he won't just remain stoopid, in fact it's safe to say that he isn't going to get any smarter - age and wisdom aren't the same thing.

Brains aren't like 'fly buy' points, you don't accumulate them by presenting a card to the cashier at yer supermarket. Nor are they like growth-rings on trees, you don't get brains incrementally with each passing year.

No. Sambora, could just be plain stupid all his life.

But, on behalf of the rest of the world, who gets to laugh at the antics of americans on news reports, thanks for; as Chris suggested, getting dumber and dumber...
(I look forward to the section of news broadcast called 'only in america' - many channels have it, where all the 'Darwin award'-type stuff that has happened in the last week or so is shown - you people brighten my day, often)
You are making a lot of people laugh and would make even more laugh if you people weren't so dangerous (to each other, and the rest of the world).
Perhaps we could get those foreign countries making your weapons, as Chris reported in a previous instalment of 'why america is dying', to write the instructions in a foreign language (like English), rather than in 'American'.

Indian Chris said...

Reading this, I tried to come up with a clever response, but all this dumb American could come up with is "you're ignorant".

R said...

"Reading this, I tried to come up with a clever response, but all this dumb American could come up with is "you're ignorant"."

Come on Chris, I think you're 'selling yourself short'.
Besides, I'm interested in what would have you think I'm 'ignorant'?
(Surely you don't think I'm wrong about Sambora?)

Perhaps if you watched the film 'idiocracy' you'd feel better about your statement about america getting dumber and dumber