I love Swiss Cheese
I hate Captcha's. Sometimes they're too hard to read
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1046173/This is an abomination of G.I. Joe
Did you know that when you wash your hands you're supposed to wash them for as long as it takes you to sing Happy Birthday, or about 15 seconds, to make sure they're clean
Anyone remember the British show from the 80's The Young Ones? That was a good show
It's Friday, August, 1 12:20 am
Why is it, in many tv show and movies, the FBI, CIA and other such agencies are shown to be complete morons who can't do anything while the country bumpkin sheriff, who's never dealt with a homicide a day in his life, is portrayed to be the smartest man on the planet and can solve it almost single handily?
I'm just a love machine
And I won't work for nobody but youSmall
Why do people create Firefox add-ons if they don't plan on keeping them up to date?
I love Root Beer
http://tinyurl.com/6garn4Why do we put so much emphasis on sex? Especially men. Many of us seem to measure our masculinity by how early and often we "do it"
Like Will Ferrell, Frank Caliendo isn't funny. And go ahead and add Dane Cook to that list as well
I hate computers. They're just so aggravating. I swear, one of these days I'm going to turn this damn thing off and never turn it on again
If you're in a car going faster than the speed of light, what happens when you turn on your headlights?
Ain't nothing like good Rock & Roll, I tell you what
Why does everything fun have to be illegal?
Akira Kurosawa made some amazing movies
A small sample of my Christmas header

When did I start getting old?
I have a notepad saved with a list of words I have trouble spelling. Surprisingly, it's only got four words on it
Strawberry milk is good
"Staycation" is the new buzz term? Well, hell, I've been having "staycations" for over 10 years.
It's August 15, 11:51am
http://tinyurl.com/8heo4Why does Wal-Mart sell movies and video games with cursing but not CD's?
Can you see your days blighted by darkness?
Is it true you beat your fists on the floor?
Stuck in a world of isolation
While ivy grows over the door