Wipe A Butt, Don't Smoke It

English Moms-to-be could be asked to take a breath test to determine whether or not they're smoking while pregnant. Of course it's for their own good. One has to ask, how long before it become mandatory? And with the backlash against smoking, and everything government deems bad for us, how long before it's recommended that everyone in England have one of these tests?

I hate smoking. Can't be around people who are smoking, but they have the right to do so, at least for now, and it's none of the government's business. I say that because you know it's only a matter of time before our government suggests something like this.