Saturday, November 6, 2004
Found this on a message board I go to, and it works.

1. Pick the number of times a week that you like to have chocolate (try for more than once but less than 10).

2. Multiply this number by 2.

3. Add 5.

4. Multiply it by 50.

5. If you have already had your birthday this year, add 1754. If you haven't, add 1753.

6. Now subtract the four-digit year that you were born.

7. You should have a three-digit number. The first digit of this number is your original number (i.e. how many times do you want to have chocolate each week), and the next two numbers are your age!

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