A-Jad & B-Ob, Pen Pals

The Obama administration has drafted a letter to the terrorist, I mean supreme leader, and people of Iran "aimed at unfreezing US-Iranian relations and opening the way for face-to-face talks". And here it is again,

It would be intended to allay the ­suspicions of Iran's leaders and pave the way for Obama to engage them directly, a break with past policy.

The only problem with this article is that we have been talking with Iran for quite some time. It's just that that wasn't what the media wanted to report. But now that Hitler is out of power and the Savior is in, we can finally start talking like we have been. Or something. Anyway, here's my letter to Iran.

Dear Ali & A-Jad,

Die already.

Love, America.

PS: You Suck

Now, I admit it's not all that diplomatic but it gets my point across.