Tuesday, May 4, 2004
A lawyer in the great state of Oklahoma is bringing a lawsuit against the Norman Police Department because they've been writing $35 tickets to people who fail to wear their seatbelts. Oklahoma law says the max fine is $20. 15 bucks. People are willing to waist hundreds of thousands of tax payers money to get $15. That's one of the many things wrong with this country. We're too damn sue happy. People here will sue at the drop of a hat. Even if it's our fault for being idiots. Remember that woman who sued McDonalds because she spilled hot coffee on her lap while driving? Duh you stupid cow. You put hot coffee between your legs while driving what the hell do you think's going to happen? We're getting paid for our own ignorance, and the lawyers are more than happy to help.
"Personal responsibility, what's that? Something happened to me, it's not my fault. Get my lawyer. I'm suing for half a billion"

It's sad. We cut ourselves with a steak knife, we sue the company who makes the knife. We fall inside Wal-Mart, we sue Wal-Mart and the company who made that damned floor that we fell on for making it too slippery. Okay, I'm over exaggerating a little, but too much. Before you know it we'll be suing television studios for not entertaining us like we feel they should. Huh, maybe that's not such a bad idea.

The Only Thing Necessary For Evil To Triumph
Is For Good Men To Do Nothing