DIRTY DISNEY JOKE
Okay, first a warning. Some people don't like jokes like this. It's not all that bad, but on a scale of 1-10 I'd give it maybe a 6. Just to warn you.
I was just watching Mad TV and this joke was told on there. I thought it was funny as hell. Enjoy.
One day Mickey Mouse woke up and looked out his window. In the snow he saw that someone had written "Mickey Sucks" in pee. So Mickey called the police and they came over to investigate. After their investigation the police said, "Mickey, we have bad news and worse news. The bad news is that it's Goofy's urine. The worse news is that it's Minnies handwriting".
The Only Thing Necessary For Evil To Triumph
Is For Good Men To Do Nothing