Tuesday, August 23, 2005
I'M SUCH A GEEK
And even my mother knows it. My birthday gift from her?
Enterprise Season 1
Star Trek: Enterprise Season 1 DVD Boxset

Best show ever.
The Only Thing Necessary For Evil To Triumph
Is For Good Men To Do Nothing

1 comments:

Za said...

20 Things You Will Never See In A Star Trek Episode:

1) The Enterprise runs into a mysterious energy field of a type it has encountered several times before.

2) The Enterprise goes to visit a remote outpost of scientists, who are all perfectly fine.

3) Some of the crew uses the holodeck, and it works properly.

4) The crew of the Enterprise discovers a totally new life-form which later turns out to be a rather well-known old life-form just wearing a funny hat.

5) The crew of the Enterprise is struck by a mysterious plague, for which the only cure can be found in the well-stocked Enterprise sick bay.

6) The captain has to make a difficult decision about a less advanced people, which is made a great deal easier by the Star Fleet Prime Directive.

7) The Enterprise successfully ferries an alien VIP from one place to another without a serious incident.

8) An enigmatic being composed of pure energy attempts to interface with the Enterprise's computer, only to find out it has forgotten to bring the right leads.

9) A power surge on the bridge is rapidly and correctly diagnosed as a faulty capacitor by the highly trained and competent engineering staff.

10) The Enterprise is captured by a vastly superior alien intelligence, which they easily pacify by offering it some sweets.

11) The Enterprise is captured by a vastly superior alien intelligence which does not put it on trial.

12) The Enterprise visits an Earth-type planet called "Paradise" where everyone is happy all the time. However, everything is soon to be revealed to be exactly as it seems.

13) A major Starfleet emergency breaks out near the Enterprise, but fortunately, some other ships in the area are able to deal with it to everyone's satisfaction.

14) The Enterprise is involved in a bizarre time-warp experience which is in some way unconnected with the late twentieth century.

15) Kirk (or Riker) falls in love with a woman on a planet he visits, and isn't tragically separated from her at the end of the episode.

16) Counselor Troi states something other than the blindingly obvious.

17) The warp engines start playing up a bit, but seem to sort themselves out after a while without any intervention from the boy genius Wesley Crusher.

18) Wesley Crusher gets beaten up by his classmates for being a smarmy goof, and consequently has a go at making some friends of his own age for a change.

19) Spock (or Data) is fired from his high-ranking position for not being able to understand the most basic nuances of about one in three sentences that anyone says to him.

20) Things that are new or in some way unexpected.