In Case You Missed It

A town in Canada is thinking about banning mean, pooping dogs from it's downtown area. You know, that Beagle can only push me so far.

Police respond to an assault call and find not only a human victim, but also a few frozen alligators and snakes. Even a Samurai sword comes into play. Nothing like a good gatorcycle on a hot day.

30 reasons why it's better to be a Woman. I can think of two that's not on this list.

Two Delaware brothers, 12 and 13 years old, were caught handing out counterfeit $20 bills in school. Dude, I told you Johnny Knoxville wasn't on the 20.

A Chinese man has left his cave after eight years of hiding from police. Maybe Chang can help in the hunt for UBL.

And 81-year-old English Granny goes on a tear with a hammer after her car was clamped. If there's anything we've learned from these weekly posts, it's don't piss old people off.

A German lawyer is wanting to represent people who've been abducted by little green men. Do I really need to make a joke with this one?

A West Virginia man tries to rob a cab and gets taken out by the reigning World Boxing Empire Middleweight champion of the world. Hey, just be glad it wasn't Tyson.

The runner up for this weeks Darwin Award is, Simon Francis Jobson. This crazy Aussie wanted to impress his girlfriend so he stole a firetruck to take her on a joyride. Better luck next time, mate.

And the winner of this weeks Darwin Award is, this man. He walks into a Birmingham jewelry store, steals an £8,000 ring. An hour later he walks back into the same store and tries to sell the very ring he just stole. Wow. Congratulations anonymous English guy. Ol' Chuck would be proud.