There are countless sites out there that have these tests to see where exactly you fall on the political scale. Most are somewhat hard to understand so I thought I would come up with my own. This test will tell you what side of the fence you're on.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE A LIBERAL WHEN YOU BELIEVE:
Global warming is a product of man and his gas guzzling SUV rather than the natural cycles of the Earth
Taxes are too low
Affirmative action isn't a racist program
The Communism that's being practiced in countries today isn't real Communism. That's why it's not working
A 14-year-old girl is mature enough to make the decision to have an abortion without her parents knowledge but an 18-year-old who joins the military is still a kid
The Muslim world hates us because we invaded Iraq
The death penalty is wrong but abortion is perfectly fine and dandy
The NY Times is a great "news"paper full of unbiased reporters
The ACLU is actually looking out for the American people
The "open minded" lie about yourself
The Clinton impeachment was a Right-wing witch-hunt that was all about sex
Saying the word God in school will somehow make your child become a Christian
Robert Byrd is a great man but Trent Lott is a racist scumbag
The decline of newspaper subscriptions are due to the rise of the internet
YOU KNOW YOU'RE A CONSERVATIVE WHEN:
You're able to actually use your mind and know better than to believe the garbage above
3 comments:
Ohh sh*t, that was funny!
Opinionnation said...
"Ohh sh*t, that was funny!"
And TRUE!
I thought it would be at least some what hard to do this post, but once I got the first one it was surprising how fast these things just rolled off.
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