Sunday, November 13, 2005
Lefty Or Righty
There are countless sites out there that have these tests to see where exactly you fall on the political scale. Most are somewhat hard to understand so I thought I would come up with my own. This test will tell you what side of the fence you're on.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE A LIBERAL WHEN YOU BELIEVE:

Global warming is a product of man and his gas guzzling SUV rather than the natural cycles of the Earth

Taxes are too low

Affirmative action isn't a racist program

The Communism that's being practiced in countries today isn't real Communism. That's why it's not working

A 14-year-old girl is mature enough to make the decision to have an abortion without her parents knowledge but an 18-year-old who joins the military is still a kid

The Muslim world hates us because we invaded Iraq

The death penalty is wrong but abortion is perfectly fine and dandy

The NY Times is a great "news"paper full of unbiased reporters

The ACLU is actually looking out for the American people

The "open minded" lie about yourself

The Clinton impeachment was a Right-wing witch-hunt that was all about sex

Saying the word God in school will somehow make your child become a Christian

Robert Byrd is a great man but Trent Lott is a racist scumbag

The decline of newspaper subscriptions are due to the rise of the internet

YOU KNOW YOU'RE A CONSERVATIVE WHEN:

You're able to actually use your mind and know better than to believe the garbage above

4 comments:

Opinionnation said...

Ohh sh*t, that was funny!

loboinok said...

Opinionnation said...

"Ohh sh*t, that was funny!"

And TRUE!

Patrick said...

Very simple test, and very accurate!

Indian Chris said...

I thought it would be at least some what hard to do this post, but once I got the first one it was surprising how fast these things just rolled off.