Look at this damn thing. It's a camel spider in Iraq. No way in hell would you ever get me around something like that. If you've ever wanted to hear a grown-ass man scream like a little girl, just put that thing near me.
1. Camel spiders can move at speeds over 30 MPH, screaming while they run. [That's the sound you'll hear from me] 2. Camel spiders can be as large as a frisbee. [These two look larger] 3. Camel spiders venom is an anesthetic that numbs their prey. [I'm not getting close enough to find out] 4. Camel spiders can jump three feet high. [Oh crap I'm a white man] 5. Camel spiders get there name because they eat the stomachs of camels. [Eat what you want catch me if you can. This little girl is running like hell]
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It's actually two camel spiders. :P Still pretty big. Probably not as poisonous as some of our's though.
egads!..click for full size..I dont thinkkkkkkkkkkkkkk so!..lolz
Some common Camel Spider Myths:
1. Camel spiders can move at speeds over 30 MPH, screaming while they run. [That's the sound you'll hear from me]
2. Camel spiders can be as large as a frisbee. [These two look larger]
3. Camel spiders venom is an anesthetic that numbs their prey. [I'm not getting close enough to find out]
4. Camel spiders can jump three feet high. [Oh crap I'm a white man]
5. Camel spiders get there name because they eat the stomachs of camels. [Eat what you want catch me if you can. This little girl is running like hell]
OMG! Call me a sissy, but I HATE SPIDERS!
Check out - www.camelspiders.net
I'm telling you, I'm screaming for mommy should I see something like that.
*scarred for life*
I'm going to link to this post though, just to freak all the sporkers out! hehe.
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