Thursday, May 21, 2009

Random Thoughts 27

FNC has the hottest women on tv

Who are you, and who am I
To say we know the reason why
Some are born some men die
Beneath one infinite sky
There'll be war there'll be peace
But everything one day will cease
All the iron turn to rust
All the proud men turn to dust

Five Things I Love
1. Water - It quenches my manly thirst
2. Music - Music is life
3. Sci Fi Movies - Geek, Geek, Geek
4. Boobs - God's greatest creation
5. Arsenal FC - Gooner 'Till I Die

Five Things I Hate
1. Hip-Hop - Some Rap I like. Rap in the 80's I can tolerate, but that new crap? No
2. Storms - Never liked them
3. Dial Up - Slow as Hell
4. Mowing The Lawn - It's HOT during the Summer
5. Games Shows That Call Themselves "Reality Shows". (ex. American Idol, Survivor, anything on MTV or VH1, etc..) - Stupid people trying for their 15 minutes of fame that they think they're entitled to. Please, someone stop VH1

If a new 360 game costs, say, $49 then a used copy of that same game that I get at Gamestop should be at least $10 cheaper

Remember when "Weird Al" was good? He sucks, for the most part, today. But it's not his fault. It's the crappy music that's out there

If I were ever to record an album, I'd want it to be produced by Alan Parsons

If I were to ever see a T-Rex coming for me, ala Jurassic Park, I don't think I would run. No, because I'd be dead of a heart attack long before my brain could send the "run for your life, stupid" signal to my legs

Why do Mr. Goodbar's taste like a Skunk smells?

With bands like Airbourne and Crooked X, Huey Lewis was right when he sang "Now the old boy may be barely breathing, but the heart of rock and roll is still beating"

Where can I get me some Hills Angles?
Benny Hill Theme Song

Do any of the Dugger girls ever wear pants? All I ever see them in are long skirts. And does anyone in the family wear t-shirts?

The coolest power on "Heroes" was Peter Petrelli's, before he lost it. Being able to absorb others powers by just being near them. How cool would that be. You could fly, make things move with the wave of your finger, stop and travel through time, be invisible, control people with your thoughts and a thousand other cool things. Dude, you'd be the ├╝ber Jedi

Hamburger Helper is a bachelor's best friend