Thursday, August 13, 2009

Joke Time

An airplane is going down. Everyone knows they're going to die, so a woman stands up and yells "If I'm going to die, I want someone to make me feel like a woman one last time. Who here is willing to do that?" Well, everyone on the plane is in panic and can only stare at her. Then one guy in the back of the plane stands up and starts walking up the aisle towards the woman. He's big and handsome with flowing brown hair and piercing hazel eyes. As he's walking towards her he starts unbuttoning his shirt. And this guy is ripped. Muscles bulging everywhere. He says "I'll make you feel like a woman". So he hands her his shirt and says "Now, iron this and get me a beer."