Sunday, February 14, 2010

Amore, Amore

So its Valentine's Day. Valentine's Day is the biggest sham started by women. And you know it was started by a woman because for us guys it's like "I show you how I feel the rest of the year. Isn't that enough?" No. No it's not. They wanted a special day set aside so you have to buy them more stuff. And if you don't they make you feel like a louse. And can I give you ladies a tip on what to get us guys. Buy yourself some lingerie, or whatever he likes you in, and wear it. That's all we need. Guys, am I wrong? So Happy Sham Valentine's Day.


Anonymous said...

A girl I work with got her boyfriend hockey tickets. Much better than lingerie.

Yes, I'm saying that with a straight face, and no, I'm not being sarcastic.


Christopher Lee said...

I'd still rather have a scantily clad Woman.