Monday, October 31, 2005
Micheal Myers
If you're going out tonight, have fun and don't bogart the Kit Kats.

Top 5 Scary Things To Be Overheard On Halloween

5. Sorry, we're out of candy corn. (Oh, the horror)
4. Halloween has been canceled because the ACLU didn't like it.
3. That's not a bin Laden costume.
2. Welcome To The Neverland Ranch. That's a cute costume.
1. Who is she supposed to be? President of the United States, Hillary Clinton.