Tuesday, January 11, 2005
Are you a Liberal? Do you hate the mega successful FoxNews? Then this product is for you. It's called Fox Blocker. With this revolutionary device, you'll never have to be bothered with staring at Bill O'Reilly's face again. Just screw it into the back of your television set and, viola, no more extreme Right-Wing propaganda. How much would you expect to pay for such a marvelous device? $29.99? $39.99? No. Today only, you can get your very own Fox Blocker for the low, low price of $8.95. That's right, only $8.95. Plus as a special bonus when you order your very own Fox Blocker, we will send an e-mail to the advertisers on FNC telling them that you bought one in hopes that they will see the error of their ways and stop advertising on FoxNews. So, order yours today because it's just too hard to block the channel on your own.

And now back to our program.
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The Only Thing Necessary For Evil To Triumph
Is For Good Men To Do Nothing