Monday, August 14, 2006

In Case You Missed It

The city of Cromwell, Conn. shuts down a boys bait business. Was the mob involved in this? Was he not sharing the profits?

A truck driver runs over a Gator and brings it home. "Hey, I needed a new pair of boots."

Residents of Winter Park, Fla. angry a police for not protecting them from a squirrel. That nut has a crazy look in his eyes.

Hong Kong opens it's first film festival for hookers. The Best Little Whore House In Asia.

800 LBS. Unicorn returns home. You're grounded mister.

Turtle drags man to sea. Did this turtle have a purple bandana over his eyes and have a kendo stick?

A truck in Pennsylvania overturned spilling 20,000 LBS. of ball bearings onto the road. Where are Harold Lloyd and the Three Stooges when you need them? Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck

Scotish man falls asleep while robbing a bank. Hands in the...air. Give me alllll yoooooooooooour....ZZZZZZZZZZZ

Man's lost wallet found in the claw of a lobster. Boy, crooks really are using every tool at their despense.

Robotic shopping carts follow around the store. Yet more proof that computers are taking over. Heed my words people.

Man arrested after 50 dead bats found at his home. Batman just hasn't been the same since Robin left him.