Sunday, September 16, 2007

O.J. Simpson, The Biggest Loser On Earth

O.J. Simpson has been denied bail after being charged with armed robbery in Las Vegas. I smell a set up. We all know that Bush hates black people. I bet he set "Juice" up to take heat away from Iraq. Damn him. If convicted of these trumped up charges, O.J. could be looking at 30 years in prison. Can't we pay someone to shank his ass in jail?

And yes, I stole Perez Hilton's style.