Friday, September 7, 2007

The Benefits Of Joining Jihad

Join al-Qaeda today, and not only will you meet new and interesting people but you'll pay no taxes, you'll save the environment, except when you nuke the infidels, and pay 0% down on your mortgage. No shit? Praise be to Allah. Jihad, jihad. Death to America, death to.... wait. Do I get a dental plan as well?