Monday, October 20, 2003
Earlier in the year, Fox News's Bill O'Reilly, raised an uproar over the fact that Pepsi had hired the wannabe badass as one of their pitchmen. O'Reilly called for a boycott of Pepsi and all their products, and the people came out in force, forcing Pepsi to drop the modern day poet from their adds. An act I agree with 100%. As this was all going on, O'Reilly made the prediction that the rapper would shot back in one of his "songs". And he was right. In Ludacris's new album, Chicken and Beer, he took his pot shot at the juggernaut of Fox News. In the song "Hoes in My Room", along with that other master of the mic Snoop Dogg, he says:
“Now, these chicks wouldn't leave, they was ready to clown
One was 5'6 and weighed three hundred pounds
(No she didn't come thru with a thong on
She did for the hell of it, big fat whale of it)
You can't seperate me, Ima seperate you
Bitch ya' pussy smell like Pepe Le Pew
(You filthy, nasty, sick in the head
Sittin' in my dressin room with dick on ya' bread)
She said "I want you to climb in this underwear, silly"
But I was turned off by her tupper-ware titties
(Fake bitches, break bitches, make bitches
Kick rocks, when they fucked up in they face
Tick-tock, you gots to get up out my space
Hey Ludacris let's get the fuck up out this place, let's bounce)
Then it got to my head, and somethin' reminded me
I know who let 'em in, it was Bill O'Reilly (Faggot)
(Ya' white bread, chicken-shit nigga!)”
A masterpiece of literature, if I do say so myself. Should be cherished for all time. (He typed with sarcasm)

Just another example of a guy who pretends to be tough being able to dish insults out, but when something happens to him he can't take it. I'm sure O'Reilly is in his dressing room crying his eyes out over this comeback. Peace homey, I'm getting the shizzel out.

God Bless America