Thursday, April 15, 2004
This post is inspired by Brian's post Playing The Role that talks about some frog giving a speech in California in which he called the campaign by Rupurt Murdoch to smear the French as racist. I went looking around the net for some French jokes, and found and few that I'm going to post here. Enjoy.

Q: What do you call a Frenchman advancing on Baghdad?
A: A salesman

Q: Is it rude to call a Frenchman a frog?
A: Yes, it is unfair to amphibians

Q: How are French babies born?
A: With their hands up (has to be my favorite one)

Q: How many generations does it take to learn ingratitude?
A: Trois

Donald Rumsfeld was being heckled by a French anti-war weenie when he suddenly turned and asked the Frenchman:
"Excuse me. Do you speak German?" The Frenchman replied "No." Rumsfeld looked him in the eyes and said "You're welcome."

Q: What do you call a man who only needs body armor on his back?
A: Jacques Chirac

You really do have to hand it to the French...
After all, they won't fight for it

Q: How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One, Chirac. He stands still and Europe revolves around him

Q: How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: It doesn't matter; if you're depending on the French to do the job, it's screwed anyway

Q: What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?
A: The Army

And now some quotes:

"I just love the French. They taste like chicken!"
---- Hannibal Lecter

"We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it."
---- Marge Simpson

"France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country. France has usually been governed by prostitutes."
---Mark Twain

"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me."
--- General George S. Patton

And just for clarification, I've never like the French. Long before the War On Terror entered Iraq, I hated the French. This isn't a new thing. Now, I want everyone to go out on the net and find your favorite French joke and post them in the comments. There's no prize for the best one, except for the pride you'll have.

Inspired by that post, I've added two new links to my Enemies Of The State section. Click them and enjoy the sites.
The Only Thing Necessary For Evil To Triumph
Is For Good Men To Do Nothing