Thursday, April 8, 2004
In this corner. Fighting in the red. Weighing, well, you never say the true weight of a woman if you know what's good for you. Hailing from Birmingham, Alabama. She's the National Security Adviser to President George W. Bush. Dr. Condoleezza Rice.

And in the other corner. Fighting in the blue. Weighing in at 230 pounds, most of it ego. Hailing from parts unknown. He's the failed former Terrorism Czar under President's Clinton and W. Bush. Richard Clarke.

Ladies and gentlemen, this should be a great match. Clarke comes out swinging first. He lobs left blow after left blow to Dr. Rice. OH, Clarke just hit Dr. Rice with a lowblow about how she seemed like she never even heard about al Qaida before Clarke told her about them.

Whoa, here comes Dr. Rice with upper cut after upper cut to Clarke. Clarke's hanging onto the ropes. It doesn't look good for Richard Clarke. Oh! He's down, he's down.


It' over, Knockout. And the winner is...

The Only Thing Necessary For Evil To Triumph
Is For Good Men To Do Nothing