Thursday, March 22, 2007

Hillary Is Now An Injun

Hillary is proud of her new name, Walking Eagle.

After addressing a major gathering of the American Indian Nation, and making many promises, Hillary Clinton was presented with a plaque inscribed with her new Indian name. The name was: Walking Eagle. The senator promised to display the plaque in her office and left the reservation proudly holding the plaque.

At her office she asked one of the office cleaning staff to hang up the plaque for her. Knowing that the young man hanging the plaque was an Indian, she asked him to explain the meaning of the "Walking Eagle." The young Indian promptly responded that Walking Eagle is the name given by Indians to a bird so full of shit it can no longer fly.


Anonymous said...

Got a question for you Chris:
What are Hilary's policy stances?

Bad Bob said...

Hey Chris,
Although it is funny, it is under an urban legend. Check this out, and scroll down. Bush is mentioned in one, and further down, so is Hil.
I still think it's funny tho.

Anonymous said...

There's a large annual festival where I'm from, that started in 1955, when the government asked the local traditional owners for the term 'let's get together and have fun' in a local language, they were given the translation to '[stick it] up your ass'. So to this day, the festival of 'Up your ass' is celebrated once a year.
I like to think of the old guy who did the translation, and the laugh that he must have gotten from it

Anonymous said...

I too would like to know what Hilary's policies are, if you can tell me, Chris?

Christopher Lee said...

I wish I could tell you boys what her policies were, but I don't think many people know. She won't say with absolute certainty. She's full of shit, but, like her husband, she's a crafty politician. She tries not to get stuck on any one issue because she might need to change her mind on it later. The only thing I know for sure is that she's for socialized medicine. Sorry I couldn't be of more help.

Anonymous said...

Oh come on - you can do a little research can't you?

I mean, you're so good at saying she's "full of shit", we might as well test it against reality.

Anonymous said...

"The only thing I know for sure is that she's for socialized medicine."
I like the way the spin-meisters have come-up with this term 'socialised medicine' (I don't actually like it, but acknowledge the work of a skilled social engineer).
Pretty much everywhere else it is known as 'universal health care' (or variations on the theme), which sounds like a good thing (and from my experiences IS a good thing), but in North America it is called 'socialised medicine' (which resonates with the sound of socialism/communism, guaranteeing that 90% of Americans would be against it, without even needing to know what it actually is.
I don't think something called 'universal health care' would meet the same opposition.