Saturday, July 31, 2004
Mr. Kerry, who's your favorite Red Sox player?
Eddie Yost
Uh, Mr. Kerry. Eddie Yost never played for Boston.
I didn't say Eddie Yost. I said Randy Johnson. It's a conspiracy by the Right-Wing.
Randy Johnson never played for Boston either, sir.
Uh, uh, uh. Bush is evil.

In an interview, Candidate Waffles said that Eddie Yost was his favorite BoSox player. But as you can see, Yost never played for Boston. I made the Randy Johnson part up. But it shows that Kerry will say what ever it takes to get people to like him. He said he's a Red Sox fan, but he didn't know Yost never played for them.

Credit: MSN
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