Wednesday, July 21, 2004
I was watching Tough Crowd last night, and they did a segment that asked "Who would you rather sleep with. The Bush twins or the Kerry daughters?". I won't go that far, but it brings up an interesting question. Guys, and maybe some girls, if you are, or were, single, who would you rather date.

Barbara & Jenna Bush

Alexandra & Vannessa Kerry?

Try to keep politics out of it. Just go with the superficial details. You know, who looks better. Myself, I'd have to pick the Bush twins. Especially Jenna, the blonde. I love a girl with a little meat on her bones. The other three are too damn skinny. And also, the Kerry girls look too much like their father, I don't think so.

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