Tuesday, July 6, 2004
Candidate waffles has dropped "Baby Face" Edwards for Al "The Insane Nut" Gore as his running mate.

Wait, this just in. Kerry has dropped Gore for Sen. Hillary Clinton.

Wait. I've just received word that Kerry has dropped Clinton and has once again asked Edwards to be his running mate. Talk about a busy news day. Stay tuned for further flip-flops.

The Only Thing Necessary For Evil To Triumph
Is For Good Men To Do Nothing