Friday, July 9, 2004

There are many things a man will fight for. His country, his woman and his kids. But the television remote control is the most important thing to a man. Don't believe me. Try taking it away from a man one time. We'll beat you within in an inch of your life to get it back. Because he who rules the remote, welds the power. The remote control is the object that takes the commercials way and brings us our wrestling, football, Fox News and late night softcore porn on HBO Friday and Saturday nights. Not that I watch that kind of stuff. Ladies, watch your man one night while he's watching t.v. During the show, he won't lay the remote down. He'll continue to hold it, all be it unknowingly so. He is unconsciously protecting it. The remote is like the ring in the Lord Of The Rings. It weaves it's power over us and, ironically, controls us. Why am I ranting on about a t.v. remote? Because I'm bored. But, am I lying men?
The Only Thing Necessary For Evil To Triumph
Is For Good Men To Do Nothing