Thursday, September 14, 2006

Hello, OCD

Below is a picture of my sock drawer.
*Adnan Hajj had to do some work on the photo*

Every sock I own is a white Hanes with the gray on the toes and heel all rolled the exact same way. I'd never thought about it before, but that seems a little strange. "Monk" strange. My underwear drawer's the same. All white FTL folded in nice order. I also don't touch doorknobs, other than my own, I have to have things arranged in order. Either largest to smallest or two of the same object on either side of another. If I wear a cap, it HAS to be centered on my head. I don't think about doing it, I just do it. I'm..on..a..morning..schedule. Wake up at this time, eat breakfast at this time, bathroom at this time. But here's the kicker. I'm one of the sloppiest people on the planet. I have dirty clothes laying on my bedroom floor. A dishwasher full of dishes. I have two glasses on my computer desk that have been there for a week. Week old dirty clothes. Any takers? Contact me and you can clean everything while I complain that it's not being cleaned the "right way".