Tuesday, February 17, 2004
I could be kicked out of the club and forced to move to France for telling you all this, but the rumors of Ralph Nader possibly running are true. The Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy have been in private meetings with Nader for the last month. We are trying everything we can to get him to run. Mind control, hypnosis and even threats of bodily harm if he doesn't. We need Nader to run, we need him to take the extreme looney votes away from Kerry. I'll keep you abreast of developments are they happen.
The Only Thing Necessary For Evil To Triumph
Is For Good Men To Do Nothing